Why So Serious?
nO, i aSK wHY sO sERIOUS? Noise. Isn't it maddening? Much like water. Isn't it what you want? Yeah! That's what exactly you want! Come on...take a dip...like go plop plop fizz fizz...go down deeper...deeper into the magnanimous depths...into the void...into the dark...feel you’re drowning...plop plop...the water desecrating your senses...circulating inside your ear canal...dashing against your eyes...well, let's go back to your ears... Can you feel it? It's pushing you...from above, and pulling you down. THE WATER PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ Breaking the walls, blaring...screeching inside. Water around you...inside you....water...you’re breathing water...Oh! You have hydrophobia?? Huh?? Hydrophobia? WHY SO SERIOUS?
Clench your teeth...come on...clench your teeth...tight, did you? YOU DID THAT? Huh? Huh?? WHY? I mean...why so serious? You just couldn’t let go? NO? You see...the noise won’t kill you...neither will the water...no, the phobia will. WAIT. Why kill you? No, it won’t kill you...because you’re too much fun! A dying immortal is too much fun!! YOU...ARE A FREAK! You will kill yourself! Come on Let’s put a smile on that face May I ask, WHY SO SERIOUS?